Sham-I-Am

Christopher Spivey

Didn’t I tell you in my article called “I Begum Your Pardon” that the old bollox about Shamima Begum would just run & run and spawn all manner of offshoot farticles?
Of course I fucking did… And I was right being as there have been over a HUNDRED farticles written by the Chimp alone on the old bollox since I wrote that.

Yet the Monkey Kuntz still cannot decide on how to spell Shamima Begum’s name correctly:

Although the useless twats do now appear to agree that her name has two M’s as opposed to being spelt: Shamina.
However, one of the funniest offshoots that I read was that of hate-preacher, Abu Hamza’s son now wanting to return to the UK from Syria after being stripped of his British citizenshit:
A son of militant Islamic preacher Abu Hamza who traveled to Syria in 2013 wants to return home and is appealing the decision to revoke his British citizenship.
Sufyan Mustafa, the seventh of Hamza’s nine children, left his family’s West London home to fight in Syria when he was 19.  
Although he said he was allied with rebels fighting Bashar al-Assad’s regime, Britain later revoked his citizenship over suspected terrorism links.
Now aged 24, the former computer sciences student reportedly attempted to return home at the end of last year, but was prevented from boarding a flight to Britain from Turkey when his named appeared on a terror watch list… Continue Reading

Fuck me, Abu Hamza – a well documented intel service asset – must be so proud… Especially with this story coming hot on the heels of the old bollox which saw another one of his sons arrested on firearms charges which somehow – although fuck knows how – linked him to the stabbing of a nightclub bouncer on New Years Eve:
Abu Hamza’s son is the suspect held in connection with the murder of a doorman outside a Mayfair party on New Year’s Eve, MailOnline can exclusively reveal today. 
Imran Mostafa Kamel, 26, whose radical preacher father was extradited to the US in 2012, was arrested after Tudor Simionov was knifed in the chest when violence erupted in Mayfair at 5.30am on Wednesday. 
Mr Simionov fought off up to nine men seconds before being stabbed to death outside 80 Park Lane – where a private £2,000-a-table gathering allegedly organised by Lord Edward Davenport was going on. 
Kamel appeared at Westminster Magistrates Court this afternoon charged with possession of a firearm with intent to cause fear or danger – but remains a suspect in the murder on January 1. 
MailOnline can reveal Kamel’s father is Abu Hamza, 60, the former imam of the Finsbury Park mosque whose radical views brought him to the attention of the authorities and saw him expelled from Britain.
Tudor moved to the UK with his girlfriend Madalina Anghel for a ‘better life’ two months ago and the couple believed 2019 would be the year they married and started a family.  Source
Yet bizarrely Kamel was never charged over the firearms or the murder and I would suggest to you that the old bollox was nothing more than attempt to keep the [non-existent] threat of terrorism alive.
Likewise, it is mighty strange that Hamza’s other son has only been reported as being stripped of his citizenship now that Begum has, when you would have thought that it would have been big news at the time – if it were true.
Nevertheless, let’s get back to the Begum bollox and as is always the case in these frauds, the old bollox prompted identical stories in the USA and Canada:

Not to mention France:
Nearly 40 children are living without their European parents in camps in Syria after IS group lost its strongholds, including three sons of a suspected French female jihadist, now dead, whose French grandparents are asking to have them repatriated.
The three children, not older than five years old, are languishing in cold and muddy camps for the displaced in Syria‘s northeast, far away from their family in France. They are the sons of Julie Maninchedda, a suspected French female jihadist who was killed in shelling on a former Islamic State (IS) group stronghold five months ago, and a captured German militant.
Now, the grandparents they have never met are trying to get them to France, imploring President Emmanuel Macron to show “humanity” and accept the children immediately… Continue reading
And Germany:
Lenora Lemke sits in a car packed with all her belongings, shielded from the desert sun by a large carpet that hangs over the roof. The 19-year-old tugs at the hijab that frames her pale face and tries to remember the last time she took a shower.
She realizes it’s been exactly 20 days since she wiped herself down after giving birth to her new baby, Maria.”After my birth, I made warm water and I was cleaning down there,” she said, looking down in embarrassment. Squirming in her lap is her other daughter, Habiba, 16 months old with tufts of blonde hair.
When prompted, Lemke produced a burgundy passport with Germany’s federal eagle emblazoned in gold on the cover, certain in her mind that she’ll be able to bring her children home to Germany soon.”I hope so much that they will have a good future now. I hope so much, especially for her,” she said of newborn Maria. “She’s never really had a real house, no toys, no food, no milk.
I want to give her this. I hope so much she will become this, have a normal kid’s life. Happy, with no bombs.” Continue Reading
And Australia obviously:

Hmmm.
Mind you, to say that those refugee camps are supposedly hell-holes, Begum looks remarkably healthy, happy and CLEAN:

She also appears to have had laser eye surgery:

Can’t be bad!
Nevertheless, I proved that this Shamima Begum bollox was nonsense back in 2015 and I also pointed out more bizarre inconsistencies in my recent article: “I Begum Your Pardon“, such as why would she praise the Manchester [hoax] bombing and call her new born son after an ISIS warlord – or summat like that – if she was really desperate to come back to the UK… That makes no sense whatsoever!
Course, as I have already previously pointed out I am not sure why Begum is not allowed back especially since some “jihadi brides’ have already returned:
As many as 10 British women and their children have left the extremists’ so-called caliphate in recent months and a couple have already made it back to the UK, according to both counter-terrorism sources and a former jihadi bride.
Those returning face police questioning, but any decision to arrest people, charge them or keep them under surveillance is based on intelligence about what they did abroad, or any plotting they carried out before they left the UK. Source
In fact the former Met chief, the wholly corrupt Bernard Hogan Howe publicly declared that they could return and face no charges whatsoever:
Britain’s top police officer says the three London teenagers who allegedly stole jewellery from their parents to fund a trip to Islamic State (Isis) territory can return home without fear of being prosecuted for terrorism.
Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe, commissioner of the Metropolitan police, cleared the way for Shamima Begum, 15, Kadiza Sultana, 16, and Amira Abase, 15, to return home to their families if they can be convinced to do so… Source
Course, in reality no one can be made stateless. It is against international law and way above Sajid Javid’s pay grade… Unless of course the person being made stateless does not really exist in which case he can ban as many of them as he likes.
Nevertheless, the Chimp cannot control themselves when it comes to old bollox and as such it has all become even more ridiculous. For instance, on the 27th of February the Chimp reported that a ‘shooting range’ was using Begum’s image as target practice:

And then, the very next day the daft fuckers reported that Begum had fled her “cold & muddy” not to mention hot but clean, refugee camp because ISIS – despite being all but defeated – now also wanted to use her head as target practice:
Shamima Begum and her newly born baby have vanished from the refugee camp they were staying in after a price was put on her head.
The 19-year-old, from Bethnal Green, east London, who left the UK for Syria in 2015 to join ISIS, is thought to have fled to the Roj camp near the Iraqi border in a late-night escape after receiving death threats.
ISIS wives at the Al-Hawl refugee camp believe she has disgraced their cause by giving media interviews about life under the caliphate, which has earned her ‘celebrity’ status in the camp.
A source told The Sun: ‘Shamima was threatened directly in the camp.
‘She is living in fear of her life. There is a bounty on her head. She felt she had no option but to move her and her child to have a chance of survival… Continue reading
And there was me thinking that people were in refugee camps because they have no place else to go! Especially since Begum somehow managed to make the 200 mile journey there from Baghuz whilst 9 months pregnant.
Yet it appears that Begum can now take off to gord-knows-where at a moments notice with a three week old baby!
But do I really need to waste time explaining how improbable that old bollox is?
I mean why are’nt all the other jihadi Joans waiting to return home being subjected to death threats and even if you simplify it, Begum says herself that ISIS left it up to themselves as to whether they stayed or left:
She described how in the past few weeks IS gave instructions to the families of all foreign fighters to make up their own minds about whether they would stay in the besieged village to face the bombings. Source
And now it would seem that we have her “middle class” terrorist Dutch husband begging that he, Sham-I-Am & their remaining child be allowed to live in Holland – despite him being in a Syrian detention center where he is facing six yrs in prison for terrapinism:
The Dutch husband of Shamima Begum wants to bring her and their newborn child to live with him in The Netherlands.
Yago Riedijk, 27, joined ISIS when he was 15, and admits fighting for them, but despite being on a terrorist watch list in his native country he has not had his citizenship revoked. 
Mr Riedijk is being held in a Kurdish detention centre in north-eastern Syria and faces six years behind bars if he returns home but in an interview with the BBC he claimed he rejected IS and tried to leave… Continue reading
Now first things first. Yago is reported in the above to have joined ISIS as a fifteen yr old. Yet he joined in 2014:

The 27-year-old, who abandoned his seemingly normal life in the Netherlands in 2014 to join ISIS, told the BBC he longs to be allowed home with his wife and son. Source

And that fact is confirmed by the Daily Mirror:
A convert to Islam, he is said to have travelled to Syria in October 2014… Source
In which case that would make Yago 20 yrs old, not 27, but as always, the press want it all ways. I mean, on the one hand they want us to believe that these terrapins are radishalised at a very early age and on the other they want us to believe that they are all paedophiles.
Course, if the marriage bollox is true then it also begs the question as to why Sham-I-Am does not wear a wedding ring and carry her husbands surname – although like his wife, Riedijk appears to be a picture of health and living in nice surroundings… Indeed, it would seem that the BBC can get access to anyone, any where:

Although someone more cynical might say that he was interviewed in the same place as his ‘wife’:

But not me.
Nevertheless, despite Sham-I-Am Begum apparently now only ever having the one husband – who unlike the rest of the jihad’s appears content with just the one wife – it had previously been reported that she had in fact had two previous husbands, who had both been killed.
However, when I tried to retrieve this information I drew a blank – very strange, because I wouldn’t make it up… I leave that job to the national press.
Mind you, the weird thing is that there is now very little info available on Google about Sham-I-Am prior to February 2019 – despite there previously being so.
In fact if you Google her or her two mates you will only get a maximum of 10 pages come up – all from February 2019 – whereas you would normally expect to get hundreds of pages come up… Unless that is just the case on my computer.
Course, if that is not the case then it is quite clear that the previous information has now been removed from the interweb in order to sanitize the old bollox.
Still, I am nothing if not consistent and as such I typed “ShamiNa Begum” into the Google search bar and I was able to come up with the following published in the Standard in August 2017:
Shamima Begum was reported to have married an American jihadist recruit who left her once she fell pregnant. A British fighter who knew the girls in Raqqa told the paper: “Her husband was American. I didn’t see him, but he left her. He escaped and she was newly pregnant. This was maybe 1½ years ago.” It is unclear whether she ever gave birth to the child. Source
And then there is the following from the Hindu Times:
Shamima, who was 15 when she left Britain, is said to have married an American recruit who left her after she became pregnant, according to the widow of a British fighter who spent time with the girls in Raqqa, the report said… Source
The same was also reported two days later in the Express and on Wikipedia… But shhh.
Meantime, Sham-I-Am’s fellow runaway, Amira Abase has done a Samantha Lewtwaite and returned from the dead although the third absconder, Kadiza Sultana is still reportedly resting in pieces:
The British schoolgirl wife of an Australian teenage jihadist is alive and still fighting for ISIS, according to a friend she fled with to Syria.
Amira Abase left east London aged 15 with two school friends and married 17-year-old Abdullah Elmir who fled Sydney in 2014 before turning up in the war zone.
Elmir, dubbed the ‘Ginger Jihadi’ because of his long red hair, became a poster boy for the Islamic State and appeared in sick propaganda videos.
He is believed to have died only months later in a bombing raid in late 2015 but his wife is still on the battlefield.
Abase is currently with ISIS fighters in their final stand in the Syrian city of Baghuz, according to one of the school friends she fled with… Source
Now I find that fact surprising being as in July 2018, Abase’s mother claimed that her daughter, Amira had been killed sometime in 2017 – a fact that the amnesiac Monkey Kuntz seem to have forgotten that they reported on:
The mother of Amira Abase, who was just 15 when she fled her London home to join IS in 2015, has told friends that she understands her daughter died almost a year ago.
As well as being told by informed sources that her daughter is believed to have been killed, Fetia Hussen lost the mobile phone app communication she had with Amira last summer… Source
Course, now that ISIS is finished you might think that the days of government sponsored car driving terrapin attacks are over… Don’t be fucking daft. In fact meet the new boss – same as the old boss.
And guess what? He is Osama Bin Laden’s son – now climbing the wanks of the soon to resurface Al Qaeda… But there is more. You see, he too has coincidentally been stripped of his citizenship… Apparently there is a lot of it about:
Hamza Bin Laden, a son of late al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden seen as a rising jihadist leader, has been stripped of his Saudi citizenship, state newspaper Umm al-Qura said Friday.
Bin Laden had his citizenship removed on February 22 by royal decree, the Saudi newspaper said, quoting the kingdom’s interior ministry.
It did not give a reason for the decision.
The US on Thursday offered a $1 million (0.9 million euros) reward for information on Hamza bin Laden, who it sees as an emerging face of extremism.
Al-Qaeda’s September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States killed some 3,000 people and sparked the US intervention in Afghanistan.
Bin Laden, who according to Washington is around 30, has threatened attacks against the US to avenge the 2011 killing of his father — who was living in hiding in the Pakistani garrison town of Abbottabad — by US special forces.
“Since at least August 2015, he has released audio and video messages on the Internet calling on his followers to launch attacks against the United States and its Western allies,” the US State Department said in a statement on Thursday.
The 15th of Osama bin Laden’s 20 children and a son of his third wife, Hamza has been groomed to follow in his father’s footsteps since childhood.
At his father’s side in Afghanistan before the 9/11 attacks, Hamza learnt how to handle weapons, and ranted in his thin voice against Americans, Jews and “Crusaders” in videos uploaded online.
On the eve of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, Hamza was separated from his father, whom he was never to see again.
The location of bin Laden, sometimes dubbed the “crown prince of jihad,” has been the subject of speculation for years with reports of him living in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria and Iran… Source
You really couldn’t make it up… Although it comes very easily to them.
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Sabine McNeill & The Hampstead Hoax

Christopher Spivey

There are reasons that I have not written about the Hampstead Satanic Child Abuse case up until now.
The main reason that I didn’t write about the case back in 2014, which centered around the online testimony of two children – who made all manner of lurid claims – was because there was no evidence to back up what they were saying.

In other words, their claims could not be proved or disproved either way. However, I must also add that the two children did not appear to me to be too traumatised by the awful events which they claimed to have witnessed and as such I decided to err on the side of caution and leave the reporting – or lack of it – to others.
And by “lack of reporting” I do not mean that nobody picked up on the story. On the contrary almost everybody with an ‘alternative media’ blog seized upon the sordid tale without apparently thinking things through… Yet – as I just stated – there was nothing to report except the testimony of those two children who did not seem too traumatised for their alleged horrific experience.
Moreover, the more that the story evolved, the more that I began to suspect that a psy-op was taking place and the alternative media was being set up for an almighty fall… Just like Lord McAlpine did with Steve Messham back in 2012.
And it now seems that I was right in my belief since Sabine McNeill has been sentenced to NINE years in prison for the part that she played in perpetuating the hoax.
I mean, c’mon! Get real. People do not receive 9 years prison for manslaughter let alone harassment and breaching a restraining order. Yet by giving a 74 year old pensioner such a severe sentence for making outlandish claims sends out a clear message to anyone else thinking about doing so.
Indeed, the very fact that the national press, who all quietly reported – if that is what you can call it – on McNeill’s case are not up in arms about the severity of the sentence is all the proof that I need to indicate that this was psy-op.
My suspicions are further raised by the fact that the mother and step-father who the police claim forced their two children to invent their accounts have been on the run since February 2015 – Four years without capture.
Indeed, they must have read the Osama Bin Laden book on ‘Hide and Seek for professionals‘ to evade capture for so long… Either that or the police are not looking for them too hard.
After all, it is nigh on impossible to just disappear these days unless you are a member of the mafia or something.
Moreover, you have to ask yourself how Sabine got all of the details about the Satanic abuse. The following is taken from the Chimp:
She published details of the cult online saying: ‘They would drink the blood of babies and then dance around wearing the skulls on parts of their bodies.
‘They would put them to sleep by injecting them, slit their throats, cook the babies and eat them.’
McNeill even claimed babies were cooked in a secret room in a McDonald’s restaurant on Finchley Road. 
‘The allegations were of murder, cannibalism, satanism and sexual abuse. They could not be more serious or vile. Source
McNeill also claims that those taking part in the Satanic abuse included: Teachers, Social Workers, The Police and Members of the Clergy, yet it is not stated how she came upon all of that information.
I can however tell you that no one in the know tells you nothing in this game unless you are working for the security services.
So am I saying that Sabine was in on the fraud? No. I am not saying that she was or that she wasn’t because I really do not know. I mean she could have been or she could just as easily have been set up and used.
Nevertheless, nine years for the alleged crimes committed by McNeill is the kind of term usually condemned by the press as a breach of human rights for being handed out to those who dare to speak out in countries such as China, Russia and North Korea.
And despite that fact, not one of our national newspapers has criticised the sentence which in the case of 74 year old Sabine is in theory akin to a life sentence.
Indeed, the fact that the Chimp has moderated the comments on its farticle says it all really… There are four at the time of writing whereas such an article would normally generate thousands.

Sabine McNeill

Not that the 9 year sentence makes any sense.
You see, McNeill was convicted of four counts of harassment and six counts of breaching a restraining order.
The Chimp then goes on to say that “McNeill was jailed for a total of nine years”… However, quite crucially – not to mention predictably – the Monkey-Kuntz do not say whether those 9 years are made up of concurrent sentences.
Let me explain… When I was disgustingly convicted of two counts of harassment and two counts of sending malicious communications – although to this day I still do not know how that was possible – I was sentenced to 6 months in prison suspended for two years on each count.
That means that had the sentences not been suspended I would in the eyes of the law have been sentenced to two years in prison, but because the four 6 months terms were concurrent, I would only have served 6 months maximum – three months with good behaviour.
And if McNeill’s sentences are concurrent – and they usually are – she could logically be out in six months since she was convicted on 10 counts and each count has to be sentenced separately.
Therefore, she may well have received for example; a years prison for each count of breaking the restraining order and 9 months for each count of harassment all to run concurrently – making 9 years in total (and the Chimp does say that “McNeill was jailed for a total of nine years”) , but 1 year in reality and out in 6 months with good behaviour.
Indeed, that would make much more sense since the maximum sentence for breaking a restraining order is FIVE years and the average sentence for harassment if you are unlucky is six months suspended for a year.
In fact for McNeill to be sentenced to prison for ‘Harassment Without Violence‘ in the first place – even if they are concurrent sentences – is an outrage.
And as for breaking the restraining order six times remember, this is the first time that she has been in court for doing so. In other words, it is not as if she was in court for the sixth time for breaking that restraining order.
Indeed, Matthew Taylor was recently up in court for breaching a restraining order on four counts (if I remember rightly) and was given 4 months prison suspended for two years.
Course, the judge described the harassment that McNeill was convicted of as being “high end“, but they always say that (my harassment conviction was described in court as high end but I didn’t go to prison) and the fact remains that it was harassment WITHOUT violence and as far as I can see that consisted of McNeill making the accusations on a blog, attending a protest outside a church, handing out leaflets and urging her readers to send Barbie Dolls painted red to those that she had accused… How many Barbie Dolls were sent is unknown (very few I doubt) but when you consider that an LBC Radio Deejay told his listeners to throw bricks at me, for which he was reprimanded by OFCOM instead of being charged with inciting violence, it is hard to fathom how McNeill’s harassment was at the high end.
Neither should you take any notice of the impact on the victims as described in the farticles. Indeed, the victims are encouraged by the police to make their impact statements as damningly devastating as possible… Especially in cases such as this.
However, as I say, by stating that McNeill has been sent to prison for 9 years will do the trick and is quite possibly the final nail in the coffin of the alternative media – which is in all honesty on its last legs anyway… And that was the whole point of this exercise in the first place.
Just sayin’.
You can read the full story HERE

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Is Meghan Really Pregnant?

Christopher Spivey

Last month I wrote an article on this site (found HERE) about how the national press were orchestrating a non-too-subtle campaign to discredit Meghan Markle… All done with the blessing of the Palace of course since Meghan was deliberately created for such an agenda.

And then, I also told you that a couple of weeks ago, the Sun newspaper emailed me asking if I would send them a copy of my book: Meghan Markle Exposed.
In that email, the Sun’s representative explained – very politely – that they might be interested in using some of the content in their shit-rag.
Now, there can be no doubt that the Sun presstitutes know exactly who I am and that the book contains highly controversial material proving that Markle’s life is a fake.
Course, I explained in my reply to the email that I do not keep copies of the book lying around, adding that I felt sure that Britain’s biggest selling newspaper could – at the very least – afford to buy a copy of the eBook version.
Nevertheless, I am not able to tell you whether they did buy a copy or not but I can tell you that the next day following on from my reply, someone purchased a copy of the eBook version and I have also sold half a dozen more since.
However, anything that the Sun does print if they decide to go ahead is obviously going to portray me as a nutter (which is fine with me as long as it sells more copies since the work speaks for itself) yet you have to ask yourself why the Sun would risk publishing something that could potentially, spectacularly backfire on themselves if there was not an agenda to discredit Meghan?
Moreover, a couple of days after the Sun approached me, AOL News published the following article:

Conspiracy theorists claim that Meghan Markle’s baby bump is fake

Ever since Meghan Markle wed Prince Harry in a celebrity-studded affair back in May, royal observers have been (not so) patiently waiting for one announcement.

The “we’re pregnant!” news came on October 15th, five months after the two wed. The Duke and Duchess had just arrived in Australia, ready to begin their two-week tour of the pacific when Kensington Palace broke the news.

And while eagle-eyed observers had been watching Meghan’s belly for any hint of a bump far before the announcement was actually made, the duchess didn’t really start showing until the middle of her trip, when she arrived at a state dinner in Fiji with quite a bump.

Over the course of the past several months, royal fans have had the opportunity to watch Meghan’s bump grow. The duchess, who is 6 months along in her pregnancy, has frequently chosen to transform regular outfits into maternity wear (from black tie gowns to simple designer selections), all the while developing some backlash for her mum-to-be fashion choices and gestures.

One habit that much of the public can’t seem to get past? Meghan’s tendency to cradle her baby bump, which, by the way, has been proven to be beneficial for both the baby and the royal.

But the latest criticism of Baby Sussex is, by far, the most extreme. Some conspiracy theorists are claiming that the duchess isn’t pregnant at all — and that her bump is fake. Many social media users have even gone so far as to claim that the Duchess of Sussex is actually wearing an inflatable belly. 

Meanwhile, others are certain that the former actress is actually using a surrogate. “Some believe Prince Harry & Meghan are using a surrogate as she previously told her ex-husband she could not get pregnant,” alleges one tweeter…   Continue Reading

And of course, I also believe that Meghan’s pregnancy is fake. After all, even if you believe Meghan’s official bio, she is at least 37 years old and been married at least once before Harry. Yet she then marries the Prick and within two months she is up the duff.
Indeed, Meghan claims to adore children yet chose not to get pregnant up until now, at an age when the dangers of having a disabled child increase tenfold.
I mean, why wait until now? After all, even if you believe the hype, her career did not take off until 5 years ago so what was she doing throughout her best child rearing years?
It doesn’t make sense does it?
Course, I think that I more than prove in: Meghan Markle Exposed, that she is a creation. And without wishing for this article to become a promotion for that book – although Dog knows I could do with the money – some of the material contained within its pages to back my claim include the fact that ALL photos of Meghan’s family are faked:

Indeed, everything has to connect in the elite world of the Monsters and Meghan’s dad, Thomas WAYNE Markle connects perfectly with John WAYNE Gacy:

There is of course an awful lot more to that connection but you will have to read the book to find out what.
Meghan’s ‘brother’, Tom Markle Jr is in fact a a fella called, Tom Hollander.

Interestingly enough, that Linkedin photo of Hollander has now been removed from the social media site since the publication of my book.
Meghan’s very vocal sister, ‘Samantha’ is played by the washed up American actress, Melanie Griffiths:

And Meghan’s ‘mother’ Doria was originally played by another actress:

Moreover, an actress called Salice Sanders (made up name), who looks surprisingly like Meghan appeared in a promotion for THOMAS MARKLE Jewelers – nothing to do with Meghan’s dad, Thomas Markle:

My suspicions were raised further when an unnamed woman looking very much like Meghan was photographed working behind the counter at Thomas Markle Jewelers:

Coincidence?
I also go on to prove that Meghan’s sister-in-law, Tracy Dooley is played by two different actresses and that her two nephews are played by the same person.
However, the biggest clue to Meghan being a fake is her identical looks to Natalie Suliman AKA Octo-mum:

Course, Natalie’s story is just as fake as Meghan’s since it is impossible for a woman to carry EIGHT babies to birth and have them all survive… And that is just the tit of the iceberg that I provide in my book to prove that Meghan is fake as fuck.
You can buy the book HERE
But let’s get back to the national press campaign to discredit Meghan and fuel the conspiracy theories that she is not really pregnant.
And the latest of these press articles to do so came yesterday when the Chimp published the following farticle taking the piss out of how Meghan constantly holds her bump and flicks open her coat to show the said bump off:

Lots of mothers-to-be are excited to show off their blooming baby bumps, and the Duchess of Sussex would appear to be no exception.  

Video of her recent public engagements shows how Meghan, 37, who is six months pregnant, uses a combination of clever wardrobe choices and ‘deliberate baby-bump-featuring behavior’ to ensure all eyes remain on her blossoming tummy.

Stylist Lucas Armitage noted the royal has largely eschewed maternity brands in favour of pieces from designer labels that fit snugly around her bump. She has also plumped for contrasting coat and dress combinations that highlight her blossoming tummy. 

‘She is enjoying being pregnant and knows that that is what people want to see when she is at public engagements,’ Lucas explained… SOURCE

Now interestingly enough – albeit quite telling – the Monkey Kuntz have not moderated the comments on that farticle which has led to some brutal ones being published… Indeed, some people get prosecuted for writing less, but then again we know why that is.
However, included in the videos and photos in that article is one of Meghan visiting an animal rescue center on the 20th of this month which I was going to write about when it first appeared last week.
You see, I think that the video more than goes to prove that Meghan is not really pregnant:

Now in this first photo (above) we see Meghan at the rescue center pulling her coat to the side and showing off her very big bump… Also note the very high heels that she is wearing.

I am now using screenshots from the accompanying video and here we see Meghan begin to effortlessly squat down, while her very large lump drastically decreases in size.

Indeed, she is almost defying gravity as she effortlessly makes her descent. You may also want to ask yourself why the top photo and the two screenshots are of such poor quality since they have been taken by the press.

Still defying gravity, you would have thought that at the very least she would have put her hands down onto the floor to steady herself… The bump is now virtually nonexistent.

The large bump certainly does not get in the way. At no point does Meghan need to steady herself or show any signs of discomfort.

In fact she stays squatting in that position with her much smaller bump for over 30 seconds in her high heels… An amazing turn of events for a woman without child let alone a great big baby lump.
But then again, I only have 5 children so what do I know?
Just sayin’.
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