The Spiv On Sunday 6/11/16 by Christopher D Spivey

Good morning, afternoon or evening and a very happy Wierdy-Beardy-Man-In-The-Skyday to you all… Except the cunts who I don’t like… Of whom there a plenty.
Nevertheless, I ain’t got time to fuck about with small talk so let’s get straight on with it.
However, before I give you a round up of the Daily Chimpanzee’s world news, I will give a quick mention to some proper news, namely after trying to ruin mine and my family’s lives the British Government, the British [un]intelligence services, The Crown Prosecution Service, the perverted British Justice System, Castle Point Council Social Services Department, the Essex Police, the criminal Essex Chief Constable, Stephen Kavanagh, and the half witted paedophile trolls working as gatekeepers for the nonce infested establishment, were all left looking like right cunts this week when I was quite rightly found not guilty on all counts of possessing child pornography, distributing child pornography and possessing extreme pornography.
Since then, the silence has been deafening.
I mean, call me Mr Fucking Paranoid if ya want, but it is almost like the alternative media is proper pissed off with the fact that I wasn’t convicted on the malicious prosecution… I really can’t think why that is.
But anyway, pulling my tongue out of my cheek, lets look at what the Monkey Kuntz have to offer and their big story today was that the actress, Kate Gold-Digger-Smith picked up the bottle of water that she dropped, all by her self.

Now, for some reason the Chimp has removed that groundbreaking article and condensed it into another one flogging shite, overpriced replicas of the outfits that she has been paid to wear this week.
However, to give you some idea as to what that article was like in its original form you only need go to WBNews:
Kate proved she was down-to-earth as she scooped up her own bottle of water after dropping it when exiting her Range Rover upon her arrival. The Duchess of Cambridge, 34, wrapped up warm in a baby blue Mulberry coat, printed Dolce and Gabbana black and white skirt, and black turtleneck as she paid a visit to The Nelson Trust Women’s Centre in Gloucestershire
“34 years old” my fucking arse!
Nevertheless, despite me not having enough control over my gag reflex to allow me to read the extra long, brown-nosing old bollox that the Chimp seem to think constitutes journalism – found HERE – I was able to look at the photos and from what I could gather, it would seem that 43 year old Kate couldn’t wait to tell her chums what a big girl she had been.

However, I believe that there is more behind Gold-Digger-Smith amazing ability to pick a bottle up for herself like a big girl, than we are being told.
You see, a source close to the parasites who did not want to be named told me (yes, yes, I know but if they can do it then so can I) that her handlers had become concerned that Katie Jewish was becoming too reliant on her Minions doing absolutely everything for her, following  the Yokel Couples disastrous visit to an army barracks last month.
Indeed, all would have been fine had it not been for the fact that Katie’s Lady in Waiting had become ill whilst getting her boss dressed for the event.

Meantime, all kensington Palace staff have received a memo forbidding them from seeking instruction from Katie Jewish whilst there are any press photographers around.
The memo had been drafted following the Yokels Catering Manager (seen standing in the grey jacket in the photo below) approaching Kate – who was hosting some old bollox or other – and asking her what she would like for her evening meal.

Mind you, there really can be no denying that joining the Casting-Call-Pro-Model-Agency* all those years ago really was the best move that Tiffany – or Katie Jewish as she later became known – ever made
And she certainly hasn’t looked back since.

*It would appear that since I last looked on the CCP Agency’s website, Tiffany is no longer listed on their books… It is almost like someone is following me around the internet and removing anything ‘potentially damaging’ that I look at, Don’t cha know.
But that is probably me just being paranoid again.
The Chimp also ran an article asking the burning question on nobody’s lips but their own: Did the Cat cut Kat – I’ll bet the useless twonks wished that they had thought of that for their headline instead of the long, drawn out:
So did Bob cut Kate? The Duchess of Cambridge wears a plaster on her hand the morning after stroking the ‘growling’ star of A Street Cat Named Bob at glitzy London film premiere

And of course the answer is no it fuckng didn’t! Which obviously the Monkey-Twatz knew only too well being as the press were out in force for the old fanny and therefore, had the Pussy Cat scratched or bitten the Pussy Kat, it would have been caught on camera… Tosspots.
Course, where success is concerned the same could be said for Katie’s ‘real life’ pretend sister, Poopa Wigglebum – or whatever name it is that the useless tart masquerades under.

PHOTO: Pippa Pig – least I think, Katie Jewish’s sister, Poopa provides the voice for the kiddies favourite… But I am probably wrong on that score, so don’t take it as gospel… Unless you want to of course.
Indeed, Poopa is never far away from her next mention in the Chimp, what with the Monkey Nutz somehow believing that being Katie Jewish’s pretend sister qualifies Poopa as being Royalty. Whereas in reality Boom-Time-Betty doesn’t even qualify in that department.
Nevertheless, Poopa has had another mammoth press outing this past week posing as Harry H Ginger-Nuts new bird, Miss Something Or Udder.
In fact, and I kid you not here, the day after I cottoned on to the fact that in some photos of Harry H’s new bird – although only some mind – Miss Marple or whatever it is that she calls herself, looked to be the mirror image of Poopa, the Cheeky Monkeys only published an article stating the same thing:
She’s an actress, humanitarian, clothes designer and lifestyle blogger topped off with good looks, but there may be an extra reason why Prince Harry was attracted to Meghan Markle.

Eagle-eyed royal fans have taken to Twitter to note the similarity between Meghan and the Pippa Middleton, the sibling of his sister-in-law Kate. 

The pair share the same brown eyes and tumbling brunette locks and with a penchant for preppy tailored clothing, they look like they could easily share a wardrobe. Source

“Eagled-eyed Royal fannys” my fucking arse… More like people calling ‘foul’ on the Yokel Family.

Mind you, I did giggle a little bit at how the Chumpanzee selected the photos of Mechano which looked the least like Poopa to use as comparisons, whilst at the same time earning themselves a fortune in back-handers by slipping in the clothes outlets flogging overpriced replicas of the clothes that they were wearing in the comparison photos.

The following are those comparisons used by the Chimp to make you believe that the actresses only share a passing resemblance.

However, in truth Maple Syrup is that photoshopped that when you use the ‘go compare’ website something very telling is revealed – namely the fraudster only scores a 70% likeness with herself.

Whereas if you select the RIGHT photos for comparison, Sort & Peppa are closer in looks than Sort & Sort are.

Indeed, if the Monkey-Fraudz were really intent on comparing the two then at the very least they would have used the two photos which were both used by the shit-rag in articles featuring the pair – one in July and one much more recent.

Funny how their teeth are EXACTLY the same, as are their chins and even the shape of the glasses.

Course, it was quite blatantly obvious that this new romance is total, total bollocks being as in the space of a week the Chimp has gone from posing the question: ‘Is Ginge dating the Minge’, right through to the pair being practically engaged.

Indeed there is more chance of the Transvestite Prime Mincer, The Right Orrible, Un-El Tel calling a general election than there is of Ginger-Pubes marrying Meghan Middleton.

Ministers are preparing for an early general election after three High Court judges ruled that Brexit cannot be triggered without a vote in Parliament, according to reports. Source

And there is around zero chance of that happening.

Indeed, just the way that Meghan is spelt gives the game away as the Minions almost always give their ‘created personas’ unusually spelt first names.

Now, as most of you know, these characters are always played by more than one person and you would be surprised how many can be found on porn sites. I do in fact have naked photos of over a dozen different actors which would have been more had I not at first dismissed those that I was coming across as being coincidental lookalikes and as such didn’t bother to save the photos.

Moreover, I am not talking about deliberate mock-up photos where the name of the person whose head has been photoshopped onto a naked body is given. I am talking about random photos in amongst others where no names are given whatsoever.

Course, in hindsight it would make perfect sense that these Monster Minions would have been involved in porn and indeed it has long been established that politicians etc are knowingly filmed when selling their fellow humans as a means of ensuring their silence.

In fact on the list of prominent people involved in Satanic Child Abuse that I was given and can be found HERE, is the disgraced former MP Mark Oaten.

Moreover, his entry on the list states:

 And indeed, Oaten’s Wikipedia page is pretty revealing:

On 21 January 2006, Oaten resigned from the Liberal Democrat front bench when it was revealed by the News of the World that he had hired a 23-year-old male prostitute between the summer of 2004 and February 2005. The newspaper also alleged that Oaten had engaged in ‘three-in-a-bed’ sex sessions with two male prostitutes. Further allegations surfaced in the media over the following days, including an accusation that he had asked one of the prostitutes to engage in an act of coprophilia.

Oaten gave an explanation for his actions in an essay in The Sunday Times in which he claimed a “mid-life crisis” was partly responsible for his actions. This was partially contradicted by a 2009 Press Gazette interview Oaten gave, in which he said “Journalists … had my story for three years I think, but hung on to it and never did anything with it. They could have made that public interest argument at any point in the three years. I had always been a Member of Parliament, but they waited until it could sell most newspapers, at the point at which I became well-known and at my most famous.”
A bit like the “innocent” Harvey Proctor then… Do you reckon that people are going to wake up to these peverted criminals any time soon?
But I digress, so to get back on track have a butchers at the following photo which I have had for around a year now:

Look familiar?

Not great scores and far from conclusive but then again they are as good and better as Meghan scored when compared to herself.
And then of course I didn’t save the photo because the bird looked like Meghan… I saved it because she looked like Poopa.

Now it is fair to say that the shit-rag has been foisting the Yokels on us all week – more so than usual – but the pathetic copywriters really surpassed themselves on the made-up cringe-binge shite by publishing an article elevating Boom-Time-Betty to superhero status:

She may have turned 90 this year, but the Queen showed she was agile as ever as she took to an autumnal ride along the banks of the Thames.

Her Majesty, who marked her milestone birthday in April, was spotted riding her faithful black Fell pony, Carltonlima Emma, accompanied by head groom Terry Pendry.

Britain’s longest-reigning monarch sported a light-weight beige mac and cream jodphurs and opted for one of her trademark silk scarves tied around her chin, rather than a helmet. Source

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha – and breathe – Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha… Oh my fucking days.
As if!
I mean, just what the fuck did they use to get little-legs in the saddle – a crane?

Fuck me, she can just about shuffle let alone walk, so for the Monkey-Madz to have her riding on horseback is… Well, it is just too pathetic for words.

Mind you, the Monkey-Slutz published an almost identical load of old bollox 2 years ago:
She was handed the reins of her first pony as soon as she could walk.
Now, as her 88th birthday approaches this month, the Queen shows no sign of giving up the pastime she has loved since childhood.
Taking in the glorious spring sunshine at Windsor in recent days, the Queen rides Carltonlima Emma, one of her favourite ponies. Source
And the following are the photos from that article, complete with the Chimps captions.

The Chimp has also reported on a couple of pointless UFO stories this week (see HERE & HERE), which tie in with the Max Spiers bollox.
Indeed, building on the old bollox, the Monkey-Mugz are now claiming that Spiers was investigating an American Army Paedophile Ring:

A British man who traveled to Poland to give a lecture on conspiracy theories and was found dead in his Warsaw apartment was conducting an investigation into alleged pedophilia that took place in a US Army-run facility in San Francisco nearly 30 years ago.

Max Spiers, a 39-year-old father of two, was found dead on a sofa in Poland, where he had gone to give a talk about conspiracy theories and UFOs.

Prior to his death, Spiers texted his mother to say ‘If anything happens to me, investigate’ just days before his mysterious death.

He was ruled to have died from natural causes despite no post-mortem examination being carried out on his body.

Friends have claimed he died in a Warsaw apartment after he ‘vomited a black liquid’. 

Now it has emerged that Spiers was inquiring about allegations of widespread sexual abuse against children that was committed at a military base in California by employees acting under the influence of a satanic cult. Source

Now I have to say that it troubles me greatly that so many supposedly enlightened people buy into this old bollox.

So I will repeat: Spiers was an actor… The Go-Fucking-Fund-Me pages are to scam the public.

Indeed, I had a 2 hour telephone call with Spiers alleged ‘fiance’ Sarah Adams a week or so ago and although I found her to be very pleasant and nice to talk to, I am afraid to say that rather than convince me that ‘Max’ was the genuine article, the complete opposite is true.

However, some of what she told me was in confidence and once I give my word that anything that anybody tells me in confidence will go no further, no matter who it is that told me, they can be sure that the information will stay that way.

Nevertheless, what Sarah told me in answers to my questions (that was not for my ears only) either made little sense, were very vague or were quickly skipped over. She also struggled with answers about Max’s ‘family’ and tried to defend the Goddess ISIS whose name she has tattooed on the top of her arm.

Sarah maintains that both her and Max were victims of MK Ultra type mind control which Max’s ‘mother’, Vanessa was unaware of and indeed Sarah says that she was held prisoner on an army base and had no human contact other than her jailer mother and her siblings, until she managed to escape around 6 years ago.

I therefore have to say that she is remarkably well adjusted.

She claims that Max could not escape from his Polish hosts, whose home he died in, because it is surrounded by an electric fence, which begged the question as to how Max was photographed at a bar with his host and why he never said anything about being held prisoner to his mother or anyone else despite the fact that he had obvious access to a phone… And although a lot was said in reply to those questions, no plausible explanation was forthcoming.

Sarah also claimed to have photos of his body which showed multiple injuries, but was not prepared to let me see them.

When I asked how Max and herself were able to afford to travel the world to give talks like the one in Poland and flit back and forth between England and America, Sarah told me that she was financed by a wealthy Aunt, which again begged the question as to why she would not fund the headstone and memorial service that the Go-Fucking-Fund-Me pages were set up for.

Again, no satisfactory answer was forthcoming.

I then asked her how it was that Max came to be buried and not cremated as burial plots cost an arm and a leg to which she told me that his Mother had paid for it… Although she apparently cannot afford a headstone.

When I asked her how Max’s photo – the very same photo that was supposedly a family photo of him and the other “love of his life” – had come to be used as a photo of one of the Parisian Terrorist Attack Victims, she denied knowing that it had been.

When I told her that it most certainly had been and that I had used the photo myself in my article on the Paris hoax attack released in November 2015, the best answer that she could come up with was that the Paris victim was a clone of Max – who presumably poses with a clone of Max’s other girlfriend in the exact same pose.

Sarah was also at a loss to answer why Max’s captors and other girlfriend also played victims of the Paris attack.

I am sorry Sarah, you were lovely but very unconvincing.

Spiers is an actor… Not only that, he is an actor betraying his fellow man for profit.

Indeed, Spiers – a pseudonym – allegedly went to school with Orlando Bloom, a fully paid up member of the Sold-Ya-Soul-To-The-Devil-Club and is the grandson of the famous English actor, Percy Herbert.

It would also seem that Max was a gifted child. You see, whilst most 5 year olds cannot even do their shoelaces up, Max was writing stories in joined up writing no less.

And knew the difference between Capital and small case letters as well as how to abbreviate… Bless him.

Then again, now I think about it, it would suit many in the alternative media to have you believe the old fanny.

Okay, to complete this edition of the weeks bullshit news as told to you by the Monkeys at the Daily Chimpanzee, it would seem that an Ex -Copper is about to try and become the first man to swim the Atlantic:

An ex-policeman has started a 2,000 mile swim across the Atlantic today in a bid to become the first ever person to conquer an ocean.

Dad-of-one Ben Hooper, 38, set off from Dakar in Senegal, Africa, shortly after sunrise and hopes to reach Natal, Brazil by March 2017.

The Brit will burn up to 12,000 calories per day as he swims freestyle for up to ten hours a day – all the while battling up to seven-knot currents and 30ft-high waves. Source

Then again, it is hard to choose between who talks the most shit – Coppers or the Monkey Boyz.

Okay, that is just about it however before I fuck off I have to give my young pal Morgan a mention.

PHOTO: Me, Morgan and Clay.

Morgan is an unassuming, very polite, young man who is going to go far. He already has a grasp of what is really going on in this world and often attends protest marches, especially in relation to fracking.

His mother Sue is the social worker who first  brought Hein Grosskopf to my attention and was invaluable to me with advice and support in person when the police and social services were conspiring to kidnap Clayton in a bid to shut me up.

Anyway, I received an e-mail from Sue the other day with a link to a YouTube Video. The e-mail stated:

Hi Chris,
See what you have started!! Morgan has circulated this amongst the anti frackers getting them to learn the revised words ready for him playing it at the big demo in Manchester on the 12th.
So pleased to hear the police fit up is over at last!!
Sue x

And I certainly think that the video deserves a wider audience… Well played Morgan, you really are truly talented Take it away my friend.

By Needlz • Written by me •

Stupid Is As Stupid Does by Christopher D Spivey

I had hoped to have “A Bridge Too Far” – my book exposing the Westminster Bridge hoax – published in time for the election but the chances of that happening now are zero.
Course, as most of my regular readers will know – being as I told them – there is an awful lot more to the hoax than first meets the eye; the vast majority of which no one has picked up on and indeed are not likely to what with the subsequent Manchester fake terrorist attack and the latest London bridge fake terrorist attack both having been played out… Hence my decision to shelve my other major work in progress: “Book-Ends”, in order to document the hoax in full.
However, when I first set out to do so I never for a moment thought that I would still be writing it up over two months later. Yet at over 58,000 words and hundreds of corroborating photographs, and with many more still to write and upload, that unfortunately is the situation.
Indeed the hoax is massive.
Mind you, I can also tell you that what there is on the internet is a lot of deliberate disinformation about the hoax from the usual sources masquerading as bastions of the truth.
Now I say that the disinformation spread by these cretins is “deliberate” because it is. Indeed the aim of these “useful idiots” is to continually pump out bullshit under the guise of exposing the “truth”” in order to allow the government more ammunition to censor the internet.
For example, Ed ‘the ball’ Boyce from the [outwardly] anti-Semitic, Kent Freedom Movement uses his natural good looks, enviable physique and charismatic nature to try and persuade viewers of the video that he put together “exposing” the Westminster fraud, that the London air ambulance landed in Parliament Square at 3:22 pm… The inference being that 322 relates to the ‘elite’ Yale University undergraduate secret society called “Skull & Bones”.
But did it fuck.

A bald Monkey and a hairless Primate.
The air ambulance ‘officially‘ landed at 2:52 pm and took off again at 3:41 pm… So, no surprise then that the rest of Boycie’s telling of the tale is littered with all manner of amateurish mistakes that can be easily proved as bollox – thus tarring us all with the same nut-job brush… Which is of course the aim of his game along with the vast majority of others who profess to being the good guys.
Gosh I hope he doesn’t threaten to come and beat me up again… All that laughing makes me cough.
Nevertheless, with the election right on our doorstep and the three recent fake terror attacks – four if you count the fella arrested outside the Treasury with a rucksack full of knives – I feel that I ought to point out a few things about Terry May… The first being that he/she doesn’t really exist… It is a creation… A created persona, just like Diana Spencer was.
Madeleine McCann was another.
Course, such a bold claim is hard for the vast majority of readers to get their head around – which I can understand but it is nevertheless the truth.
Incidentally, there is a bit of a hold up on the release of Part 2 of my Princess Diana trilogy: “Night Of The Living Dead” as an eBook and Paperback… Something to do with formatting, but I don’t get involved in all that… Although Gary told me to let you all know… Just sayin’.
Nevertheless, with the 20th anniversary of the accident-that-never-was looming and already sparking an upsurge in articles about Diana – which are nothing more than total bollox – I will tell you who played the “Princess” in a short article to mark the release of  “Night Of  The Living Dead“.
Now, whilst you would think that it would be impossible to fake a whole life, it is in fact much easier than you would imagine, especially when the whole world believes the lie… Yet like Diana, the un-elected Prime-Mincer, Terry May is nothing more than a series of photoshopped images and a hand full of actors who vaguely resemble the public’s perception of what Un-El-Tel looks like.
Indeed, the main poser for May is a man, which when you take into account the transgender-agenda being foisted upon us by the press and the fact that the American Monsters probably pulled off the very same illusion by passing Michael Obama off as Michelle, the idea isn’t as ‘out there‘ as you might first think.

It is after all indeed without doubt that the Monsters like to mug their slaves off.
Mind you, to add further credence to Michelle being Michael there can certainlybe little doubt that the totally mind-controlled Barry Obama is gay:

Now, why would the Monster-Elite’s mind-set be any different over here?
Answer: It wouldn’t.
So let me tell you again. Teresa May does not exist. He/She doesn’t need to because he/she is like all of our politicians i.e surplus to requirements. I mean they certainly don’t do any work. In fact try writing to your politician to ask for help with a problem and all you will get in return is a reply from a minion.
Indeed our MP’s are nothing more than front men put in place to mask the biggest [on-going] fraud by far to have ever taken place in this country… And indeed all other countries are the same.
That is why we are told we have 650 elected MP’s yet in reality we don’t even have a third of that number… The non-existent MP’s are played by those that do.
In fact ask yourself why all of our MP’s have other jobs. I mean how can they be earning their huge MP salaries when they are acting as consultants for major corporations or on a junket giving an after dinner speech somewhere.
Fuck me, Blow Job Johnson even held down the job as a magazine editor whilst masquerading as an MP.
Indeed go and have a look at our 650 MP’s for yourselves if you don’t believe me… It is almost like playing a game of Snap.
And once again, this is just another case of the Monster’s creating people who do not really exist except on paper. Yet the paper money paid to these fraudsters year in and year out is very real.
Course, you can believe that the likes of George ‘five other jobs‘ Osborne isn’t also the MP, Dr Paul Monaghan if ya want… But you can only ignore the fact when you genuinely don’t know.

If you do after you have been shown then you are living a lie… You are a coward of no substance.
Nevertheless, when you are aware of the major fraud taking place there can be no real surprise to learn that the life of Terry May is just another one of them.
Indeed the photos of her life from child to present are all testament to the fact because they are all photoshops.

Course the easiest way to tell that the snappy-snapz are photoshops is to look at the varying height between Philip May and his husband Terry.

You see good old Philip has no qualms about dressing up as a woman.

Moreover, the Press portray Un-El-Tel as a ‘power-dresser‘ yet unless that is a euphemism for dressing like a right fucking idiot, I see little in the way to impress.

In fact that is what you would call a national embarrassment and fuck off with your ‘power-dressing‘ old fanny.
And indeed would someone who was so passionate about clothing be seen on the world stage dressed in the same outfit twice just months apart?

March 2017 

January 2017
Yet if that wasn’t pie in the sky for any self respecting woman then the fact that I can trace the outfit back to 2012 certainly is.

August 2016
And also note the dick bulge in some of the following photos

Bottom left circa 2012
Now as I say, May is played by at least 4 different people and at least one of them is a man… Probably and quite ironically, Mark Thatcher.

For sure, it certainly walks like a man.

Although many photos of Old Tel are just rehashed photoshops.

You may also have clocked May wearing that ‘outfit‘ again in the top left photo.
In fact all in all it is little wonder that our un-elected Prime Mincer isn’t allowed to take part in unscripted debates for the election. After all, May is renown for breaking down at the most inconvenient of times.

Not that our top coppers are any better. Again, they are nothing more than mind-controlled, non-too-bright actors presented to the public as trust-worthy men, commanding of respect… Yet nothing could be further from the truth when you look closely enough.
Take the supposed top-plod, Mark Rowley for instance. Rowley is nothing more than a front man used to perpetuate the terrorist myth. Indeed the shyster even doubled up as an Australian witness to the Westminster Bridge bollox in a further effort to do so.

PHOTO: LEFT – Australian Witness to the Westminster Terrorist Attack RIGHT – Mark Rowley
Yet in reality Rowley isn’t too smart at all and certainly deserves contempt, not respect. In fact watch his reaction in the photos below whilst being discreetly guided into position for a press release.

And don’t forget the monumental fuck up he made when confirming that that the now deceased, supposedly unarmed copper allegedly killed by the Westminster Patsy, Khalid Masood was in fact armed… Although fair play to Rowley, he did realise his mistake straight away which led to the reaction seen below:

Sorta lost for words… Proving that these actors are fine with a script but fucked when asked unscripted questions.
Course, what worry’s me more than these actors playing the roles of powerful people is the fact that they are implementing the policies of their evil masters.
Indeed I told you back in April 2013 that there was a mandate to rid us of our human rights… And that is exactly what these fake, contradictory, terrorists attacks are all about.
And should further proof be needed that I was right all along, then take a look at the following headline in today’s Chimp:

Course, the fact that we here in Britain currently have no government to implement Un-El-Tel’s new policies seems not to have occurred to anyone.
Worse still and totally demoralising to me is the fact that the vast majority of ‘right-minded‘ people think that losing the human rights act is a good thing, because they are too fucking thick to see the bigger picture.
I mean just think about it. We have these “lone wolf” terrorists who are not on the ISIS payrolls, have no contact with ISIS leaders, are not provided with orders, support or equipment via ISIS, yet according to the Press these laughable terrorists are most definitely part of ISIS – a supposedly powerful, multi billion pound outfit who falsely claim responsibility for a government patsy committing a terrorist atrocity armed with a fucking knife… Grow a fucking brain will ya!
Yet these very same mugs will buy into the patriotic old bollox dished out by the dribble-lipped actors who contend that we have the greatest security services and plod in the world… Yet conveniently ignore the facts that after every terrapin play-act it will be announced that MI5 had the patsy responsible on their terrapin list but had somehow managed to let them “slip the net“, whilst there are more criminals employed by the British Constabulary than any other organisation in the country.
Yet the fact is, the lying criminals need that contradiction in order to move on in the fascist agenda because very soon the government plan is to start rounding people up and putting them in concentration camps. First it will obviously be Muslims deemed as a potential threat. And then it will be those like myself who speak out about the sick-minded criminals… After that everyone is fair game,.
Course, there will be no fight back. They have had the guns off us and now they are working on banning knives – hence all these terrapins are knife fighters.
Indeed, to see the danger that we are in just use the following as a check list:

The permanent arming of the police is also on the agenda.

All in our best interests of course… Fuck that!
Indeed, the propaganda on show in that Chimp article is worthy of anything Joseph ‘jingle‘ Goebbels could have come up with.
Yet arming our half witted, criminal bully-boys and girls – bitter at not being born with a dick, as are the women – is akin to giving the slow minded, egocentric, school bully an AK47 and telling him to take no crap from anyone.

So, since I haven’t been able to get a “A Bridge Too Far” finished in time for the election, Gary has taken an exposé that I wrote on Terry May last year and converted it into an eBook which is available now to buy on Amazon.
As for content material, the eBook is 167 pages building on the above and I believe that it will also be available shortly as a paperback.
UK customers click HERE
US customers click HERE
And of course I sincerely thank you all for your continued support.

By Needlz • Written by me •

Sham-I-Am

Christopher Spivey

Didn’t I tell you in my article called “I Begum Your Pardon” that the old bollox about Shamima Begum would just run & run and spawn all manner of offshoot farticles?
Of course I fucking did… And I was right being as there have been over a HUNDRED farticles written by the Chimp alone on the old bollox since I wrote that.

Yet the Monkey Kuntz still cannot decide on how to spell Shamima Begum’s name correctly:

Although the useless twats do now appear to agree that her name has two M’s as opposed to being spelt: Shamina.
However, one of the funniest offshoots that I read was that of hate-preacher, Abu Hamza’s son now wanting to return to the UK from Syria after being stripped of his British citizenshit:
A son of militant Islamic preacher Abu Hamza who traveled to Syria in 2013 wants to return home and is appealing the decision to revoke his British citizenship.
Sufyan Mustafa, the seventh of Hamza’s nine children, left his family’s West London home to fight in Syria when he was 19.  
Although he said he was allied with rebels fighting Bashar al-Assad’s regime, Britain later revoked his citizenship over suspected terrorism links.
Now aged 24, the former computer sciences student reportedly attempted to return home at the end of last year, but was prevented from boarding a flight to Britain from Turkey when his named appeared on a terror watch list… Continue Reading

Fuck me, Abu Hamza – a well documented intel service asset – must be so proud… Especially with this story coming hot on the heels of the old bollox which saw another one of his sons arrested on firearms charges which somehow – although fuck knows how – linked him to the stabbing of a nightclub bouncer on New Years Eve:
Abu Hamza’s son is the suspect held in connection with the murder of a doorman outside a Mayfair party on New Year’s Eve, MailOnline can exclusively reveal today. 
Imran Mostafa Kamel, 26, whose radical preacher father was extradited to the US in 2012, was arrested after Tudor Simionov was knifed in the chest when violence erupted in Mayfair at 5.30am on Wednesday. 
Mr Simionov fought off up to nine men seconds before being stabbed to death outside 80 Park Lane – where a private £2,000-a-table gathering allegedly organised by Lord Edward Davenport was going on. 
Kamel appeared at Westminster Magistrates Court this afternoon charged with possession of a firearm with intent to cause fear or danger – but remains a suspect in the murder on January 1. 
MailOnline can reveal Kamel’s father is Abu Hamza, 60, the former imam of the Finsbury Park mosque whose radical views brought him to the attention of the authorities and saw him expelled from Britain.
Tudor moved to the UK with his girlfriend Madalina Anghel for a ‘better life’ two months ago and the couple believed 2019 would be the year they married and started a family.  Source
Yet bizarrely Kamel was never charged over the firearms or the murder and I would suggest to you that the old bollox was nothing more than attempt to keep the [non-existent] threat of terrorism alive.
Likewise, it is mighty strange that Hamza’s other son has only been reported as being stripped of his citizenship now that Begum has, when you would have thought that it would have been big news at the time – if it were true.
Nevertheless, let’s get back to the Begum bollox and as is always the case in these frauds, the old bollox prompted identical stories in the USA and Canada:

Not to mention France:
Nearly 40 children are living without their European parents in camps in Syria after IS group lost its strongholds, including three sons of a suspected French female jihadist, now dead, whose French grandparents are asking to have them repatriated.
The three children, not older than five years old, are languishing in cold and muddy camps for the displaced in Syria‘s northeast, far away from their family in France. They are the sons of Julie Maninchedda, a suspected French female jihadist who was killed in shelling on a former Islamic State (IS) group stronghold five months ago, and a captured German militant.
Now, the grandparents they have never met are trying to get them to France, imploring President Emmanuel Macron to show “humanity” and accept the children immediately… Continue reading
And Germany:
Lenora Lemke sits in a car packed with all her belongings, shielded from the desert sun by a large carpet that hangs over the roof. The 19-year-old tugs at the hijab that frames her pale face and tries to remember the last time she took a shower.
She realizes it’s been exactly 20 days since she wiped herself down after giving birth to her new baby, Maria.”After my birth, I made warm water and I was cleaning down there,” she said, looking down in embarrassment. Squirming in her lap is her other daughter, Habiba, 16 months old with tufts of blonde hair.
When prompted, Lemke produced a burgundy passport with Germany’s federal eagle emblazoned in gold on the cover, certain in her mind that she’ll be able to bring her children home to Germany soon.”I hope so much that they will have a good future now. I hope so much, especially for her,” she said of newborn Maria. “She’s never really had a real house, no toys, no food, no milk.
I want to give her this. I hope so much she will become this, have a normal kid’s life. Happy, with no bombs.” Continue Reading
And Australia obviously:

Hmmm.
Mind you, to say that those refugee camps are supposedly hell-holes, Begum looks remarkably healthy, happy and CLEAN:

She also appears to have had laser eye surgery:

Can’t be bad!
Nevertheless, I proved that this Shamima Begum bollox was nonsense back in 2015 and I also pointed out more bizarre inconsistencies in my recent article: “I Begum Your Pardon“, such as why would she praise the Manchester [hoax] bombing and call her new born son after an ISIS warlord – or summat like that – if she was really desperate to come back to the UK… That makes no sense whatsoever!
Course, as I have already previously pointed out I am not sure why Begum is not allowed back especially since some “jihadi brides’ have already returned:
As many as 10 British women and their children have left the extremists’ so-called caliphate in recent months and a couple have already made it back to the UK, according to both counter-terrorism sources and a former jihadi bride.
Those returning face police questioning, but any decision to arrest people, charge them or keep them under surveillance is based on intelligence about what they did abroad, or any plotting they carried out before they left the UK. Source
In fact the former Met chief, the wholly corrupt Bernard Hogan Howe publicly declared that they could return and face no charges whatsoever:
Britain’s top police officer says the three London teenagers who allegedly stole jewellery from their parents to fund a trip to Islamic State (Isis) territory can return home without fear of being prosecuted for terrorism.
Sir Bernard Hogan-Howe, commissioner of the Metropolitan police, cleared the way for Shamima Begum, 15, Kadiza Sultana, 16, and Amira Abase, 15, to return home to their families if they can be convinced to do so… Source
Course, in reality no one can be made stateless. It is against international law and way above Sajid Javid’s pay grade… Unless of course the person being made stateless does not really exist in which case he can ban as many of them as he likes.
Nevertheless, the Chimp cannot control themselves when it comes to old bollox and as such it has all become even more ridiculous. For instance, on the 27th of February the Chimp reported that a ‘shooting range’ was using Begum’s image as target practice:

And then, the very next day the daft fuckers reported that Begum had fled her “cold & muddy” not to mention hot but clean, refugee camp because ISIS – despite being all but defeated – now also wanted to use her head as target practice:
Shamima Begum and her newly born baby have vanished from the refugee camp they were staying in after a price was put on her head.
The 19-year-old, from Bethnal Green, east London, who left the UK for Syria in 2015 to join ISIS, is thought to have fled to the Roj camp near the Iraqi border in a late-night escape after receiving death threats.
ISIS wives at the Al-Hawl refugee camp believe she has disgraced their cause by giving media interviews about life under the caliphate, which has earned her ‘celebrity’ status in the camp.
A source told The Sun: ‘Shamima was threatened directly in the camp.
‘She is living in fear of her life. There is a bounty on her head. She felt she had no option but to move her and her child to have a chance of survival… Continue reading
And there was me thinking that people were in refugee camps because they have no place else to go! Especially since Begum somehow managed to make the 200 mile journey there from Baghuz whilst 9 months pregnant.
Yet it appears that Begum can now take off to gord-knows-where at a moments notice with a three week old baby!
But do I really need to waste time explaining how improbable that old bollox is?
I mean why are’nt all the other jihadi Joans waiting to return home being subjected to death threats and even if you simplify it, Begum says herself that ISIS left it up to themselves as to whether they stayed or left:
She described how in the past few weeks IS gave instructions to the families of all foreign fighters to make up their own minds about whether they would stay in the besieged village to face the bombings. Source
And now it would seem that we have her “middle class” terrorist Dutch husband begging that he, Sham-I-Am & their remaining child be allowed to live in Holland – despite him being in a Syrian detention center where he is facing six yrs in prison for terrapinism:
The Dutch husband of Shamima Begum wants to bring her and their newborn child to live with him in The Netherlands.
Yago Riedijk, 27, joined ISIS when he was 15, and admits fighting for them, but despite being on a terrorist watch list in his native country he has not had his citizenship revoked. 
Mr Riedijk is being held in a Kurdish detention centre in north-eastern Syria and faces six years behind bars if he returns home but in an interview with the BBC he claimed he rejected IS and tried to leave… Continue reading
Now first things first. Yago is reported in the above to have joined ISIS as a fifteen yr old. Yet he joined in 2014:

The 27-year-old, who abandoned his seemingly normal life in the Netherlands in 2014 to join ISIS, told the BBC he longs to be allowed home with his wife and son. Source

And that fact is confirmed by the Daily Mirror:
A convert to Islam, he is said to have travelled to Syria in October 2014… Source
In which case that would make Yago 20 yrs old, not 27, but as always, the press want it all ways. I mean, on the one hand they want us to believe that these terrapins are radishalised at a very early age and on the other they want us to believe that they are all paedophiles.
Course, if the marriage bollox is true then it also begs the question as to why Sham-I-Am does not wear a wedding ring and carry her husbands surname – although like his wife, Riedijk appears to be a picture of health and living in nice surroundings… Indeed, it would seem that the BBC can get access to anyone, any where:

Although someone more cynical might say that he was interviewed in the same place as his ‘wife’:

But not me.
Nevertheless, despite Sham-I-Am Begum apparently now only ever having the one husband – who unlike the rest of the jihad’s appears content with just the one wife – it had previously been reported that she had in fact had two previous husbands, who had both been killed.
However, when I tried to retrieve this information I drew a blank – very strange, because I wouldn’t make it up… I leave that job to the national press.
Mind you, the weird thing is that there is now very little info available on Google about Sham-I-Am prior to February 2019 – despite there previously being so.
In fact if you Google her or her two mates you will only get a maximum of 10 pages come up – all from February 2019 – whereas you would normally expect to get hundreds of pages come up… Unless that is just the case on my computer.
Course, if that is not the case then it is quite clear that the previous information has now been removed from the interweb in order to sanitize the old bollox.
Still, I am nothing if not consistent and as such I typed “ShamiNa Begum” into the Google search bar and I was able to come up with the following published in the Standard in August 2017:
Shamima Begum was reported to have married an American jihadist recruit who left her once she fell pregnant. A British fighter who knew the girls in Raqqa told the paper: “Her husband was American. I didn’t see him, but he left her. He escaped and she was newly pregnant. This was maybe 1½ years ago.” It is unclear whether she ever gave birth to the child. Source
And then there is the following from the Hindu Times:
Shamima, who was 15 when she left Britain, is said to have married an American recruit who left her after she became pregnant, according to the widow of a British fighter who spent time with the girls in Raqqa, the report said… Source
The same was also reported two days later in the Express and on Wikipedia… But shhh.
Meantime, Sham-I-Am’s fellow runaway, Amira Abase has done a Samantha Lewtwaite and returned from the dead although the third absconder, Kadiza Sultana is still reportedly resting in pieces:
The British schoolgirl wife of an Australian teenage jihadist is alive and still fighting for ISIS, according to a friend she fled with to Syria.
Amira Abase left east London aged 15 with two school friends and married 17-year-old Abdullah Elmir who fled Sydney in 2014 before turning up in the war zone.
Elmir, dubbed the ‘Ginger Jihadi’ because of his long red hair, became a poster boy for the Islamic State and appeared in sick propaganda videos.
He is believed to have died only months later in a bombing raid in late 2015 but his wife is still on the battlefield.
Abase is currently with ISIS fighters in their final stand in the Syrian city of Baghuz, according to one of the school friends she fled with… Source
Now I find that fact surprising being as in July 2018, Abase’s mother claimed that her daughter, Amira had been killed sometime in 2017 – a fact that the amnesiac Monkey Kuntz seem to have forgotten that they reported on:
The mother of Amira Abase, who was just 15 when she fled her London home to join IS in 2015, has told friends that she understands her daughter died almost a year ago.
As well as being told by informed sources that her daughter is believed to have been killed, Fetia Hussen lost the mobile phone app communication she had with Amira last summer… Source
Course, now that ISIS is finished you might think that the days of government sponsored car driving terrapin attacks are over… Don’t be fucking daft. In fact meet the new boss – same as the old boss.
And guess what? He is Osama Bin Laden’s son – now climbing the wanks of the soon to resurface Al Qaeda… But there is more. You see, he too has coincidentally been stripped of his citizenship… Apparently there is a lot of it about:
Hamza Bin Laden, a son of late al-Qaeda chief Osama bin Laden seen as a rising jihadist leader, has been stripped of his Saudi citizenship, state newspaper Umm al-Qura said Friday.
Bin Laden had his citizenship removed on February 22 by royal decree, the Saudi newspaper said, quoting the kingdom’s interior ministry.
It did not give a reason for the decision.
The US on Thursday offered a $1 million (0.9 million euros) reward for information on Hamza bin Laden, who it sees as an emerging face of extremism.
Al-Qaeda’s September 11, 2001 attacks on the United States killed some 3,000 people and sparked the US intervention in Afghanistan.
Bin Laden, who according to Washington is around 30, has threatened attacks against the US to avenge the 2011 killing of his father — who was living in hiding in the Pakistani garrison town of Abbottabad — by US special forces.
“Since at least August 2015, he has released audio and video messages on the Internet calling on his followers to launch attacks against the United States and its Western allies,” the US State Department said in a statement on Thursday.
The 15th of Osama bin Laden’s 20 children and a son of his third wife, Hamza has been groomed to follow in his father’s footsteps since childhood.
At his father’s side in Afghanistan before the 9/11 attacks, Hamza learnt how to handle weapons, and ranted in his thin voice against Americans, Jews and “Crusaders” in videos uploaded online.
On the eve of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, Hamza was separated from his father, whom he was never to see again.
The location of bin Laden, sometimes dubbed the “crown prince of jihad,” has been the subject of speculation for years with reports of him living in Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria and Iran… Source
You really couldn’t make it up… Although it comes very easily to them.
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